Chet Pajardo : Don’t Shoot The Messenger

"Jesus was a Black guy but I don't know if old Christian ladies are ready for that"

"My wife actually gave birth while I was in Space..."

"I want that banana from Art Basil"... "Pretty sure that got eaten"...

"So how do you beat a Polygraph"? "You Don't"

"I used to give presentations and it would get hot in the room, that's how passionate I am"

"That's not entirely true..."

"If I put a bathroom over there, you have to go over there to pee"

"I'm excited to announce the brand new TOTs Podcast Studio"

"I think I've known you for longer than anyone else besides family"