TOTs Podcast

"Jesus was a Black guy but I don't know if old Christian ladies are ready for that"

"My wife actually gave birth while I was in Space..."

"I want that banana from Art Basil"... "Pretty sure that got eaten"...

"So how do you beat a Polygraph"? "You Don't"

"I used to give presentations and it would get hot in the room, that's how passionate I am"

"That's not entirely true..."

"If I put a bathroom over there, you have to go over there to pee"

"I'm excited to announce the brand new TOTs Podcast Studio"

"I think I've known you for longer than anyone else besides family"

"Wait am I being cancelled? Oh shoot I think I am"

"We are going to borrow the money, pay ourselves second, and make this work"

"The Underdogs deserve it more, they actually care"

"Sharing your story is the most important thing you can do"

"I want to do an entire Murder Mystery Hotel"

"Chris is the reason the show exists"... "Well the reason it sounds good"

"I was shocked by what ingredients were in my favorite soda"

"I started my podcast to have a positive effect on even just one person's life"

"We will see you in the new year!"

"We realized we could actually help alot of people"

"Don't listen to this man! Starting off the episode with a lie!"

"Convince that animal that you have a chance of winning that fight"

"This is all they have..."

"I'm back, we're back, the show is back, it's good to be... back"

"Never forget that you are important... you are valued... you are loved"

"It's all about investing in yourself, so if that sandwich is going to make you feel like a million bucks, go for it"!

"For the last two years we have been crushing World Records and going super fast, all while doing the impossible"

"You have to make the decision on what is important... It's more valuable for me to have a relationship with my kid than doing 300 shows a year"

"I love the hospitality industry because I was born into it, I'm a 7th generation hotelier or restaurateur"

"You shouldn't feel bad about feeling duped, I was told we were working on something that was supposed to help big cats... It was not"

"We all know that hurt people, hurt people & I feel like I can reach these people"

"It would be much cheaper to just have a drinking problem"

“Do Monks really use Emojis?” “Yes! They really do!”

"I almost died twice"

"There was no: I'm blind I can't do this or that, it was: I'm blind so I need to figure this out"

"How often do you deal with threats at the White House? ... Every day"

"So here goes... I Have Tourette's. I've had it for a while and I'm tired of hiding"

‍"Having a kiddo... he doesn't really understand I'll be off the planet for 6 months, He just wonders who's going to make him chocolate-chip pancakes on Saturday..."

"Dancing saved my Life"

"It's challenging to market something when you aren't allowed to say what it does"

"I grabbed my savings and booked a one-way ticket to Mexico"

"I used to have a 6 pack... Now I only carry a 6 pack"

"You're doing this for the right reason, and it's ok to make money doing it"

"We are creating serious change and that all begins with a single person"

"We know millions of people are going to see this..."

"...And I said, Y'all I think I'm having a heart attack"

"I never saw him as THE Pope, he was a mentor"

"It's not just fixing these things for the future generations, if we don't fix these things, how can we ever go somewhere else?"

"You've only heard one side of the story... some of the things they've done to Joe, it would make you sick..."

"The music actually has meaning behind it"

"The blocked me from preforming because I was doing better than them"

Thank you for making this dream possible!

"If you come after my kid I'm going to attack you...and I'm going for eyes and dicks"

"Covid changed everything"

8 Minutes 46 Seconds of Silence to reflect on where we are right now

There's a whole lot of hate going on and right now what we need most is Love

"Entrepreneurship is the ultimate expression of freedom"

This is why I fly Southwest...No fees

The Chinese basically just put a red, white, and blue band aide on a bullet wound

Elon Musk and everyone else with a brain leaves California

"Joe did things for other people alot and that doesn't get talked about"

"Tug of war with a tiger... there's no competition"

Jobs are going down the toilet fast

"Many small businesses are going to have to close because of this"

Malls may become a thing of the past

Not that I care for the guy but, where the hell is he?

"A lot of people see where I am and tell me I'm lucky, I'm not, I worked for this spot"

Can dogs smell Covid?

Amazon ups their safety protocols so they can keep sending me the wrong items

IG likes may be hidden in the future, maybe

Mind reading tech scares me

Why can't we just have one social media app that isn't trying to hurt us?

Grab your stimulus checks before they run out!

Socially distanced snuggling just isn't the same

A complete documentary of students during the Covid pandemic and their struggles

It is impossible to find limes because everyone is drinking corona!

Man change can suck sometimes

The pandemic has knocked out large portions of the US economy

Trade is dead, long live Bitcoin

My best friend and his tales of adventure on the trail

Wish I was a CEO

IG may be getting rid of likes for good!